Monday Round Up

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Usually on Sundays I sit around, okay actually I’m running around cleaning the house and prepping for the coming week…but, I digress…so, I “Sit” around and kind of digest all the odd occurrences and thoughts from the past week.  This did not happen yesterday, as I was busy laying on the bathroom floor hoping the gods would release me from my misery…severe food allergy from one of Kashi’s “Seven Grains of Goodness Evil” and non-stop hurling for almost 2 hours…then rest…then back to normal.  So here’s the Monday Roundup:

1.  I have pretty much written Sarah Palin off in every possible way a person can be written off, except by actually killing her (which according to her is now okay to say, because  we can “screw political correctness” from now on) but now even she has sunk to an all time low.  She has committed a crime so heinous, so disgusting and revolting I shudder each and every time I hear it mentioned.  She wore  red cork sandals   with a blazer/ skirt combo.   This proves without a reasonable doubt she isn’t just a bigot, a zealot,  and a conservative hate spigot, she is a ‘What Not To Wear’ episode on steroids its so serious.  If I didn’t want to vomit every time I hear of her, I would actually send her a pair of decent shoes so she would stop embarrassing the good folk of Alaska.

2.  Laundry is never ending, its like the circle of life just with nasty socks taking a more prominent role.

3.  I think Kashi Go Lean should be re-named Kashi Go Hurl.

4.  If I were a vampire I would be a phlebotomist on the night shift at an emergency room.  That way I could have  all the blood I required and no one would be the wiser.  I also wouldn’t be Gothic and sulky.  I’d be a preppy vampire.

5.  Wish I could understand why when I look at Sotomayer I think ‘Stay Puff Marshmallow Man’.

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